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I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. Pansy. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go.

I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. I'll get my kit! Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very… Soon enough. A true inspiration for the children. Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.

Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!

Large bet on myself in round one. There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'?

But existing is basically all I do! Hey, guess what you're accessories to. Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig".

Oh God, what have I done? Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.

Of all the friends I've had… you're the first. Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault! That's the ONLY thing about being a slave. No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that's it.

Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Bite my shiny metal ass. Ooh, name it after me! Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo.

Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! Well, then good news! It's a suppository.

That's the ONLY thing about being a slave. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.